fallofhyperion replied to your post: my top favorite convo in borderlands is lilith…
brick is the biggest fucking sweetheart ever and it kills my soul
both beserkers are such sweethearts like i just found salvador’s echos recorders and UGH he wanted to protect his abuela from bandits but he gets put on trial and when the judge gets shot, the judge that called him a bandit, he stands up to protect the people who were yelling at him at his trial and takes down the hyperion employees and tells them not to talk shit about the judge because “nobody’s perfect”
what a bunch of fucking sweethearts
fallofhyperion replied to your post: fallofhyperion replied to your post:…
TANNIS THO. she sinks deeper into her little “crazy” bubble and then gets tortured and ROLAND COMES ALONG and just “hey tannis come live with us in sanctuary” and she says she’s starting to feel better my babe nooo /crying softly
that was the worst part when she said she might actually be okay BECAUSE ROLAND GAVE HER A CHANCE AND UNDERSTOOD THAT SHE’S HAD A ROUGH YEAR ALL BY HERSELF BEFORE THEY CAME ALONG AND LOOK HE CONSIDERS HER AS AN ALLY AND EVEN FRIEND AND THAT HURTS ME DEEP IN MY BONES
like she has a terrible time adapting to living amongst people again to the point she almost kills herself with the stress but roland’s just like “i understand” in this really quiet way oh no this game
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if that tiny tina scene had happened i would have died i would just have shut off the game, stretched out on the floor and stared at the ceiling too wounded to even cry. my POOR DARLINGS my heart can only take so much
it’s a good thing these games are hilarious because hey at least i can laugh through my tears right?
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also yes a+ to everything you said, sigh this damn game. i remember starting bl2 and going “OH MAN I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HELENA PIERCE AGAIN THIS WILL BE GR8!!!” haha i hate life
wow let me count the ways that i cried during this damn game wow that was a sucker punch to the heart i didn’t want
this game didn’t pull punches and i’m just relieved that they didn’t make me go deliver the bad news of roland’s demise to tiny tina because the scene they had planned for her no especially after i started crying after brick’s speech
fallofhyperion replied to your post: fallofhyperion replied to your post:…
ugh SAME. i first played borderlands with my ex who just blamed me for every death (DUDE THE GAME IS HARD KEEP UP) and then i came back with a co-op partner who appreciated it and omg THE. DIFFERENCE. best week of my life ngl
borderlands is really about the experience not about completion and like the second game is so big and i was just so thrilled that i could uncover the map by walking through it???????
and like rediscovering all the original vault hunters and them having lines and ugghgh????
like oh no where’s the hug button is that a thing can that be a thing it seems like something that should exist for this game
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ME EXACTLY but guh even the first game is so good like, for being a brand new IP they had no faith in i’m just WOW GUYS I’M IMPRESSED PLZ CONTINUE and then the second one made me an emotional wreckage BUT IT WAS SO GOOD
IT REALLY IS
and it’s just really worth it working your way up with each vault hunter and completing the game with them
like i got super attached to mordecai and bloodwing because i completed it with them the first time around but then i played as lilith and no she’s great and then i played as roland and oh no he’s really cute and then i played as brick and OH NO HE’S PRECIOUS????
tldr the vault hunters are really precious and everyone should experience through trials and tribulation how endearing they are AND THEN get sucker punched by the second game
and i feel like he’s not going to care about tk’s death and hAHA REMEMBER WHEN THAT RUINED ME AND I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE THE WORST OF IT GOOD TIMES
if he makes a joke about tk or anyone that’s died or suffered i’m out everyone is precious to me
fallofhyperion replied to your post: fallofhyperion replied to your post: i managed to…
i can’t get any of my rl friends to play it, either they think it’s “the wrong genre” for them or “man that looks so boring” and i’m like NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU’LL LAUGH YOU’LL CRY YOU’LL REGRET IT, IT’S THAT GOOD
and it’s like NO REALLY IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIRST GAME THERE IS A STORY I PROMISE AND IT’S REALLY ENGAGING AND REALLY FUNNY LIKE EVEN THE NAMES FOR GUNS OR SIDE MISSIONS YOU CAN TAKE OR JUST PLEASE PLAY IT YOU’LL LOVE ME FOREVER ONCE YOU GET TO THE SECOND ONE I PROMISE
fallofhyperion replied to your post: i managed to convince someone to play borderlands…
oh my god i’d punch them in their mouth that’s just RUDE and also why even
and like i just really wanted them to play it so they could get attached to one of the vault hunters and play through borderlands 2 with attachment to someone but it’s like??????
idk i’m on the fence with this guy and his antics most of the time like i just wanted to actually bond over something emotionally draining with someone in real life umu
mekishikoraptor replied to your post: like i think people are hot but i have no desire…
asexual=sign of depression? really…? that doesn’t sound right. you ok?
he just got SUPER interested when i admitted i was asexual but he hasn’t said why yet
he did say that my irritability and my avoidance and running away from social situations were signs but
it just made me uncomfortable and i’m scared to tell my mom because she keeps going on about how great he is but idk i’ve only seen him once
thecivilunrest replied to your post: fatgirlandrobin replied to your post: in case you…
WELL IF YOU SAW THE EPISODE YOU’D KNOW WHAT I MEANT. THEY’RE GOING TO DIG AROUND KAL’S BRAIN AND FIGURE OUT HIS INTENTIONS AND HE’S WITH A BUNCH OF ASASSIANS AKA DEATH
oh
fatgirlandrobin replied to your post: in case you didn’t already know this, kaldur’s…
dicey’s a dick holy shit
wha—
DICEY, A WORD
blackkid replied to your post: flips off a building because YAY THE SCHOOL WANTS…
o…omg… after all this TIME???
Y U P
horticulturalcephalopod replied to your post: basically i just hate everything and i want cake
im terrible at baking so i cannot help so useless
shh it’s okay
brella replied to your post: basically i just hate everything and i want cake
you picked my favorite uwu

