oh nooo

me and keats have the same hair

oh nooooooo

>Receives Cloak of the Deep

>Resists Water

>Heads off into land of heat and lava

this is the smallest village in ireLAND HOW DO YOU LOSE TWO PEOPLE IN THE SMALLEST VILLAGE IN IRELAND

not tired yet

but

this game

what are the controls

but omg 

I keep pausing the game to read Adam Strange

and Adam’s just like

“I JUST WANT MY WIFE AND KID HOW HARD IS THAT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND GTFO”

ellen has all these cute outfits and I can’t give her any of them

I’m pretty sure I downloaded like a special faerie dress for ellen but now I can’t find it and I don’t know the passcode for the internet so I can’t just like download it again

no the creepiest thing in this game are the stairs that laugh at you and spit out butterflies and rainbows when you walk on them

OH MY GOD ELLEN FAERIES ARE A BUNHC OF LYING LLIARS WHO LIE