kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

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thefrogman:

[video]

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it’s gotten to the point where when i encounter tumblr-like narcissistic rudeness in real life i have to keep myself from laughing like an idiot

like today there was a girl blocking the aisle because she wanted to stand and finish her apple, and i was standing behind her trying to get around when her friend pointed at me and she just

turned her head very slowly and deadpanned “oh. hey.” and went back to talking and eating her apple

like i nearly had to punch myself to keep from letting out the most vulgar snort from that

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Nicki Minaj bts MTV EMA’s 2014 photoshoot

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"don’t buy it just because it’s on sale" i whisper to myself as steam starts pulling out 75% off deals

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nomoremrnicespice:

11nextelchirp:

thugkitchen:

Look at what the fuck we got in the mail this morning. Less than a month away until the dopest cookbook ever drops.
Preorder your copy now or get left behind this fall.  

Don’t buy this book! This blog is run by corny white people pretending to be black by awkwardly inserting “motherfuckin” and “shit” in their recipes. 


Read Thug Kitchen: A Recipe in Blackface for a breakdown of their shenanigans, including the racist commercial they released to promote this racist book under their racist brand.
If you want an actual “thug” perspective on food that’s not a total mockery and actually stands for something, consider The Hood Health Handbook, written by actual black people who actually give a fuck instead of exploiting black culture for $$$.

nomoremrnicespice:

11nextelchirp:

thugkitchen:

Look at what the fuck we got in the mail this morning. Less than a month away until the dopest cookbook ever drops.

Preorder your copy now or get left behind this fall.  

Don’t buy this book! This blog is run by corny white people pretending to be black by awkwardly inserting “motherfuckin” and “shit” in their recipes. 

image

Read Thug Kitchen: A Recipe in Blackface for a breakdown of their shenanigans, including the racist commercial they released to promote this racist book under their racist brand.

If you want an actual “thug” perspective on food that’s not a total mockery and actually stands for something, consider The Hood Health Handbook, written by actual black people who actually give a fuck instead of exploiting black culture for $$$.

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jaclcfrost:

arguing with tall people like “don’t make me come up there”

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thevelosarahptor:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR


this is clearly a frat skeleton that partied too hard

thevelosarahptor:

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

this is clearly a frat skeleton that partied too hard

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runwithskizzers:

rebeccaschinsky:

99 Red Balloons played on 99 actual red balloons. This is why we have the internet. 

Jeez louise this is incredible

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#video

bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

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hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

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#lmao yeah #like it's done in private schools #and i'm sure teachers would LOVE to do it public schools #but sadly they are not the boss
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assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

assholewithheadphones:

OK I DRAW THE FUCKING LINE HERE

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karin-420:

mitsumurata:

genmaonimusha:

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riGHT FUCKIN ON BC PLUTO WAS NOT IN FACT ACTUALLY RECLASSIFIED AS A PLANET GO LOOK IT UP YOU GULLIBLE FUCKING WALNUTS

pluto is a shit rock in the middle of space and its about the size of ten billion other shit rocks in space no amount of 90s kids and ugly ass sun uwu pics will change that

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#video #it me

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