I finally get to class but I’m too emotionally and physically exhausted from therapy and insomnia tag team

Pls submit what do in trying times

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#personally want a nap #class starts in thirty minutes
sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

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icouldbemoxish the sprinkle bread probably only has like butter on it to keep the sprinkles stuck while the m&ms were just placed there plain

We thought we were fancy

Also I’m from Florida and I’ve only had a fluffer butter once it’s just super sweet and gooey like the only reason I know about it is because of my nj relatives and I thought it was weird

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glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

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Seeing Foxy but its only 12 a.m 63,512 plays

vakurun:

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#S C R E A M S
Q how does one get into writing kindle erotica like i want to supplement my income plz help (Anonymous)
A

spacetwinks:

y’all go to this website, sign up, fill out some tax crap

write about 5000 words of porn or more - 3000 or more also acceptable, but you don’t really want to go under that. don’t tab to indent, i swear to god, it fucks with amazon’s formatting so bad. don’t write any porn that’d send you to jail IRL, amazon naturally (and thank god) doesn’t accept that shit.

on the ‘bookshelf’ tab, you click ‘add new title’, fill out everything, upload a cover - you can get one free image a month (or maybe a week now, i dunno) from bigstock.com if you need some stock images of people’s abs and stuff but can’t put cash down for anything just yet - and amazon has a cover making application built right into the process too to make things easier or if you don’t know shit about photoshop or whatever.

then you upload the document itself. click save and continue. choose how much you want your title to cost - 2.99 is generally what most people price theirs at, because that’s where amazon’s 70 percent royalties starts at. enroll in kindle select if you want that 70 percent royalties to apply to the whole world, so you’re getting the same royalties no matter where you sell.

then you hit publish and wait and wait and wait and wait for amazon to actually publish the fucking thing.

then you wait 60 days after the end of the month to get your royalties! don’t know why, but that’s how amazon rolls.

and you just keep making more and more titles in the meanwhile to build up that income cuz you’re not likely to make a lot from just one title.

there’s no real ‘gatekeepers’ in kindle erotica - you just start writing and publishing and you keep doing it and building up a library. some genres/kinks/niches sell better than others, and trends come and go, but it’s really all up to you - to do the writing, the publishing, the marketing, and then more writing and publishing. you just keep at it, bit by bit. this is a market where it’s really all about quantity… the bigger your library is, the more sales you’ll start to rack up, building like a snowball. even better if you release titles on like a regular schedule. ideally you want to put up like 2 titles a week, but 1 a week is a good initial goal to shoot for.

you can also go to amazon’s author central to set up an author page to get all your titles in one place and help build a reader base/link readers and buyers in general to.

godspeed anon!

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#I wish I were good/comfortable with/had ideas for erotica writing in general
borderlands-confessions:

“I play BL2 on a laptop with a crappy videocard which makes me have to play on the lowest graphics to minimize lag. To read signs I have to get up really close and wait a moment for the textures to load. It doesn’t bother me though because I like to pretend that Maya is nearsighted but can’t find anyone to make her glasses on Pandora.”

borderlands-confessions:

I play BL2 on a laptop with a crappy videocard which makes me have to play on the lowest graphics to minimize lag. To read signs I have to get up really close and wait a moment for the textures to load. It doesn’t bother me though because I like to pretend that Maya is nearsighted but can’t find anyone to make her glasses on Pandora.”

Posted 2 hours ago
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#aww cute #borderlands
softerworld:

A Softer World: 1148
(the princess and the pea, a story for peasant children.)
buy this print • asw patreon

softerworld:

A Softer World: 1148

(the princess and the pea, a story for peasant children.)

buy this print • asw patreon

Posted 2 hours ago
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#I might do more softer remixes soon

highkeygay:

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

DRAG THEM

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#DRAG THEM

ophelia-pain:

Coffee shop AUs are fun and all but have you considered:

  • cheesy ‘50’s nostalgia diner
  • on-the-beach BBQ joint that only the locals know how to find 
  • hot dog place where all the drug dealers hang out
  • snootypants Cuban cuisine where you need a reservation three weeks in advance
  • science museum food court
  • biker bar
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#ideas

luffys-hat:

gpoy

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waytobegayy:

Offical Gyakuten Kenji/Ace Attorney Merch:

THE BLUE BADGER TRIUMPHS OVER DARKNESS!!

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nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

image

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crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

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flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

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